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what holiday is it now

i don’t know

i saw a left over pumpkin yell at me-

don’t leave me here or i’ll turn into a turkey!

i laughed it off and moved on

only to find the pumpkin had become a big ol’ turkey,

sitting on the front lawn.

i asked the turkey what happened to the pumpkin

that once rested there

the turkey replied with glee-

i am he!

i laughed it off and moved on

only to find the turkey had become a tree.

i laughed it off and moved on

only to find the tree

fell on me.

then a zombie came along and bit me.

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