Posts Tagged ‘cupid’

i played badminton the other day 

and hit cupid in the wing

he cursed up and down

as i rolled on the ground

laughing because i was aiming for his 

quiver of half-smitten arrows


the cat gave a beat down today

it attacked the evil that wanted to stay

she gnawed it raw

and slashed it with her paws

until it expired

and she disappeared

back into the healing waters


the bird with feathers of fire came

it nestled on a weather vane

proud it was

it pruned its long red wings

it picked out the frailties

and insecurities

while it left its heart with a hairline fracture

it hoped it could still beat amongst the chatter

of pale and sick fowl that made food of corpses

that littered the ground

while somewhere her mate

flies higher to find her.




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and I am actually excited this year. It is true- you only care when you have someone to celebrate with or to not celebrate with… cheers to those that basically say fuck you pink and red day, and go forth on their own day of frivolity amid a co-mingling of lonely despair- seriously, rock that shit! while you’re at it, have a round of Jack for me 😉

but yes, it would seem that for the first time in well- ever, i actually have someone to share the day or evening with- not sure what we’re doing yet but all i know and all that matters, is that we enjoy our time together.

now having never actually had a romantic valentine, i must confess i have no idea what i should do. should i dress up even though we may not go out but possibly do a quite dinner at his place? i have always wanted to get all gussied up, yes i did say gussied up for such an occasion. i would be happy to don a cute little dress and dare i say- one with flowers as a pattern splattered on it?! bright cheery make up may also be in order for such a warm and heart-felt occasion… yes boys and girls i think christmas  is hear again, only disguised by the santa cupid! yes the fat BABY, brings love and misery to all the adults and young would be lovers, all over the world! watch out! he may indeed use trip wire to ensnare you in perplexing romantic affair or he may use a flame thrower to douse your heart in flames when that loved one tells you to fuck off at the end of dinner b/c you *********** who knows what?!

in any case, my biggest- uhm what the hell- part of valentine’s day stems from not knowing what to do for my fly honey. this is new territory fro me b/c usually i am the Einstein of gifts; i can figure out what to get anyone! need something for that cannibal in your life? how about a lovely knife set complete with bucket and yards of plastic, part of the American Psycho collection at Crate and Barrel… know someone that is of the undead? Well, I suggest getting them a subscription to the brain of the month club, featured on specially marked packages of Hostess Lady Fingers 😉

oh, if only it were that simple…

so what do you get a guy for Valentine’s Day? Operators are standing by…


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