silly “shopping” list…

duct tape to seal the mouths of those that irk me

milk to soothe a weary tummy

cheese to please the

baby carrots protesting about the peas

skull, need i say more

a pound of flesh, no more no less

coke to dance with my

jack daniels

a hammer to chip off

*chewy chips ahoy with

*double stuff oreos play with

*vodka and tickle

*kahlua

**** last four dedicated to friend that this list is almost somewhat accurate- minus the oddities here and there…

steaks join with

taters of some kind

bacon sips by

activia to

a movie

potato chips attack

milk with

sprite and

a flame thrower

wonder bread alive in the head

skinny cow ice cream treats- any kind

to be cont.

perhaps another time

 

 

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